Aysume

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Hey mom!Aysume.

by Melmelkaskas February 8, 2015

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assumotion

The art of derailing your mother-in-law.

I got her with a little assumotion.

by RamRodRick October 29, 2015

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Assome

(Noun) A person who is an ass and knows it, but is overal the coolest person you know.

Man Johnny Depp is assome! Specialy on the set.

by Lord Oxford February 9, 2017

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I someone who always assummes the worst. If something possibly could mean something bad, the assumbigga will think it does for sure. If someone makes a gesture that could be misinterpreted the assumbigga will misinterpret the shit out of it to to mean the worst. An Assumbigga means well but is driven by brain ghosts and bad experiences.

If an assumbigga sees his girlfriend look at her phone, he will immediately think that she's waiting for her secret lover to come pick her up to run away with her to a tropical ilsand and make sweet love for ages but really, the girlfriend is only checking what time it is.

by jlolo April 7, 2017

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assumptioneer

An assumptioneer is someone who works in a field very similar to that of an engineer but they do not have tons and tons of accurate data available to make decisions so they have to make lots of assumptions, hence this makes them an assumptioneer - doing assumptioneering work.

Project Manager - How is the work progressing on the facility design?
Design Manager - Jon has been struggling with a lack of data but as we all know he is a great assumptioneer
Project Manager - ok as long as we clearly document all our assumptions in a concept document should be fine for now

by cj2017 December 9, 2017

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