asscock

A slang term for a dick in another person's anus.

Your asscock smells like shit.

by asscock March 2, 2005

assclot

much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in your ass, causing an assclot.

danny got his stool pushed in by some gay dude the other night...LOL what an assclot!

by LEWXCORE May 23, 2008

asplode

It has been predicted that in the year 2000, all computers that have not been run over by the (bound to happen) Monster Tuck Relay, will asplode. Although this time is far off and may be a waist of time thinking of, for it is the business of our children, as the amount of personal computers calculates, so does athe amount of things that will be asploding. An asplosion is like an explosion but very pixelated. Science warns of this era and we enter the 80's with caution.

Homestar: I'm not gonna lie to you, he flew away.
Strongmad: I have a funny hat!!!
Strongbad: MY HEAD ASPLODE!
Bubs: He jumped some of my busses!

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 22, 2005

assboiler

(n) One who boils asses

1:hey assboiler!
2:hey ass!!

by hrishi911 September 16, 2008

asscot

1. A piece of ass one keeps as a pet.

2. A sexual partner who likes to do it doggy-style.

1.
Your boyfriend seems quite obedient.
He's not my boyfriend, he's my asscot. Come here, boy!

2.
I just gave my asscot a copy of the Kama Sutra, see if he gets some new ideas...

by Jay Bee January 5, 2009

assbooking

trolling through facebook for ass. booty

Damn i need some pussy, i'ma do some assbooking.

by donkey toupe February 9, 2010

assclown

A person with chemically-grown yellow hair, orange skin and a fat ass who "thinks" he's a stable genius but is in fact a volatile imbecile. An assclown believes he is adored by the masses when, in fact, the masses are laughing at him behind his back.

I'm afraid we have elected a complete assclown as president.

by Nipplebumpkiss May 7, 2018