Asstat

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

akshat

very good person

hes a akshat

by geh6h6gtrew546 September 18, 2021

asshawk

a corse fan of hairs that protrude from one's ass crack and become apparent after one shaves their genitals.

would you like to rub my asshawk for good luck?

by l'charles March 17, 2005

asshamster

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees

bob is an asshamster

by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

Assata

She's a person with an amazing attitude. No matter how hard things is she finds away. She always puts everyone before her no matter what. Shes beautiful with a lot of attitude get you someone like Assata.

Assata is one of a kind thats why people barely know girls with the name Assata.

by kelly brooks bobbie March 14, 2017

Akshat

A form of person who's cock is so massive he has to get new boxers everyday cause they aren't made for his gigantic dick.

Did you see that guy on the metro, he was hung like an akshat
OMG how will I take such an akshat cock

by Tthhtt November 22, 2021

Asshats

People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.

1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat

by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008