Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 13, 2023

assfart

a fart that comes out of your ass

i just had an assfart

by wah April 17, 2003

Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

assface

to sit on ones face and fart

Bam: we think Rake needs to have a meetbag to the face
Rake:that was disqusting!!!
Bam : your jacket desserved that
Rake: That was the worst assface ever!!!!!

by heroin bob slc September 25, 2010

Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.

Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.

by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011

Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003