assange

(v) To assange means to rape. Related: assanged, assangist, assange them bitches.

Don't walk down that dark lane - you might get assanged.

by the condom wikileaked December 24, 2010

assange

1)Extreme betrayal, insult, rape, or dehumanization.
2)Betraying a confidence.
3)Giving away a sensitive secret.

You will pay for this assange with your life!

by beaverfan9 December 2, 2010

assaholic

a person who becomes easily infatuated with assholes, or finds themself attracted to someone who treats him or her as worthless; perhaps related to insecurity

Maggie: Yeah. So her boyfriend totally blew her off the other day. She went all the way uptown for him and bought him an engraved pen and he just told her he had to go to a party and never showed up. She waited at his door for him until he came home, which was like four hours later, and when he got there he told her he was too tired and had to go to bed.
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'

by allikat2005 July 20, 2008

Assalanche

A massively destructive wave of stupid people or bad decisions, usually in the workplace.

"I was having such a great day, then it was blotted out by an assalanche streaming down from the manager's conference room. What we in the north country call White Death."

by W2 June 19, 2008

assamahole

people i don't like.

jake thinking hes japanese, polish people.mexicans woo hoo

by Butt McScratch September 15, 2003

Assad

A loser who couldn't get any pussy in this life because the U.S. Marines were taking it all so he blew himself up in hopes of getting some in the afterlife.

Did you hear about that guy Assad? Apparently he's got 72 babes all sucking his spectral dick up in heaven

by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy July 13, 2017

Assaholeic

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.

Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.

by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 1, 2008