Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 06, 2018

there were no signs

An excuse, that parents use to absolve themselfes from any erratical behaviour their own offspring might do.

Claiming that there were no clear warning red flags to prevent them from acting this way.

"There were no signs"

by Sosku10 May 03, 2025

Were-Undead

A zombie that has the ability to turn into a werewolf.

"Some of the undead are turning into the wolves, they're called Were-Undead"

by CoreX25 March 29, 2023

The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

One of the dumbest things to come out of Sen. J.D. Vance's mouth during the 2024 Vice Presidential Debate against Gov. Tim Walz.

"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check." -J.D. Vance

October 1, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 08, 2024

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 May 02, 2018

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 05, 2021

We were right, til we weren't

That's called BEING WRONG BITCH! WRONG! W!R!O!N!G! WRONG!

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "We were right, til we weren't. Built a-"

Hym "WROOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "House and-"

Hym "WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "Watched it-"

Hym "WROOOOOOONG! IT'S CALLED BEING WRONG! STUPID BITCH! WROOOOOONG!"

Nepobaby fat-cock apologist "Burn..." ☹️

Hym "WRONG! WRONG, WRONG! WRONG!

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024