American Dad!

The funnier, more clever, and original alternative to Family Guy. About a conservative CIA agent dealing with Suburban life as well as his family, plus he has a alien for a best friend. The jokes are better, the satire is good, the plots make sense, and the characters are more developed. Basically proof that you don't need pointless long gags/flashbacks, a gay baby, and a obnoxious fat guy to make people laugh. Plus the show gets way less preachy than family guy as the seasons go on.

If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.

FG fan: Dude have you seen Family Guy last night?

AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..

FG fan: But it's family guy!

AD fan: And you're a retard!

by techkid103 April 29, 2011

American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla

my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!

by jmzizzle November 6, 2011

american doritos

The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese

Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty

by Shakiyah da goat September 25, 2017

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.

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Americalanavania

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017

American Wintersun

A rather hilarious nickname for the Metal band "Æther Realm" which refers to them being essentially an Americanized version of the Finnish band "Wintersun".

"Did you listen to that band yet?"

"You mean American Wintersun?"

"Yeah, lol, they're fucking fantastic!"

by BOMBOSA June 12, 2018

American Revolution

A situation where the American colonies go so fed up with the stuff Britain tried to impose on them that they rebelled and won independence.

Thank God for the American Revolution. Makes me glad to be an American.

by Ereck Flowers September 9, 2018

American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018