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Maxime Allen

Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !

Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!

Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
by boobcak December 4, 2018
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Tom Allen

Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish
Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen
by n166 October 11, 2018
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Layne Allen

Dude 1: “ Yo look it’s a Layne Allen “ Dude 2: “ Yo not a Layne Allen noooo
by Fat but July 18, 2018
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Alex Allen

Alex Allen is someone who would blow any guy for a tenner.

She is a bit creepily obsessed with Ruach and Evie....but we won't speak abt that.
did you hear, Alex Allen sucked of Enzo for a tenner in Queens Park?
by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022
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Chris Allened

3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.
I Chris Allened the fastest.
by TM Bill August 28, 2022
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harrison allen

A person who is thinks he is solid and is always bricked up.
Why u being such a harrison allen
by Darren the g May 4, 2022
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julia allen

she has a dump truck and it's very squishy
julia allen is a person who is so solid with a dump truck
by anonymous June 4, 2022
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