albonzo

the biggest kind of love there ever was, like that love that a mom has for her kids. Used when "love" is not enough.

I albonzo my cat. She is the best cat ever.

by skeeter March 5, 2005

Alcoho

A person who becomes promiscuous only when they have been drinking alcohol.

"I got drunk last night and had sex with a stranger...I'm an alcoho"

by Darrin D. Leverett January 29, 2008

Alcohol-induced kleptomania

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

by PatD13 June 9, 2012

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003

weed hoes and alcohol

the prerequisites for a kickass party

That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party

by lifesprettychill June 23, 2011

alcohol

1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.

"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

Alcohol

Alcohol is said to make the truth come out but i came to realize that this is false. Alcohol is fun because it make people drunk. Drunk is being something your not, acting how normally you would not. Which in fact is not the truth about how you behave. Alcohol instead of creating the truth it creates distances. Distances from many things. Distance from yourself for one. When drinking alcohol it makes yourself less well... like yourself. Whether its not acting like yourself at all or thinking that alcohol is going to make you "fit in" but if you have to do something to try to fit in you don't belong there in there first place. This is where distance steps in again because it is taking you away from the place you do fit in.. like with the friends who like you without the alcohol. Alcohol is also used as a tool. People say "I'm just having a good time" but if it was a real good time you would be able to do this without the need of alcohol. And if you were with the ones that really mattered you would be able to have a good/fun time without the need of alcohol. Really alcohol has a false name for itself and it should be known.

You are drunk as fuck, and i think it's because of the alcohol.

by kell60 January 27, 2010