Rape Addict

Thomas Walker, from Austin College, heavily addicted to rape and enjoys it on a daily basis

James Walker got raped by Thomas Walker the Rape Addict

by Thomas and James February 26, 2009

Loot-Addict

Common term for gamers who uncontrollably loot all obtainable stuff in a game, seen in genres like RPG and MMORPG.
Most of the time this loot-addiction is a bad habit which sometimes makes both singleplayer and multiplayer games unplayable due the fact of being overencumbered.

(Player 2 shot down an enemy)
Player 1:"Nice shot, let's go to the hiding spot again."
Player 2:"Wait, first I need to loot him, I can use this, and that.. Oh his fancy roller skates I can use too."
(Enemies are approaching)
Player 1:"We're running out of time, quick get back in the hiding spot!"
Player 2:"Wait.. I'm overencumbered."
Player 1:"God****!! Crazy Loot-Addict!!"

by Michielzor December 16, 2010

Suggestion Addict

One who watches a certain video on youtube and then spends hours wathcing what pops up in the suggestion box on the right side after each video he/she clicks on.

Jim: I was watching a youtube poop video and the suggestion box on the right kept displaying other awesome videos i just couldnt resist.

bob: you need to go to rehab i think you might have suggestion addict.

by CAK3!SL!3 May 26, 2011

Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.

At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.

by stuntmidget January 16, 2012

tablet addict

A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.

Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.

by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014

Spam Addict

Someone who can't stop spamming.

1 new message from Sydney: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney: "hey name get online"

name: "Sydney is a real Spam Addict."

by ktiractionreal February 10, 2017

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019