assbandit

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

by sssharris February 4, 2004

Assbarfer Syndrome

repetitive explosive diarrhea

"When Salyn heard that Corn might have 'Assbarfer Syndrome' , she laughed so hard she was snorting .

by Cornykins July 7, 2011

AssBoo

Basically defines two human beings, Andrew and Bret. They are USAs gold medel winners in AssBooing.

"Andrew and Bret you ARE the biggest AssBoo's in the world."

by raimarie October 6, 2008

Assboogie

Someone who is a piece of crap. A boogie (or booger), comes out of your nose. Crap comes out your ass. So it's basically saying that you're a piece of crap if you're an assboogie.

Don't listen to them, they're all assboogies anyway!

by xnataieroslynx November 30, 2009

assbag erd

A recovery disk for Windows XP that is labeled "Assbag." Found on a desk and ownership has not been claimed as of yet.

Person 1: "I found this CD on my desk."
Person 2: "What is is labeled?"
Person 1: "Assbag ERD, what does that mean?"
Person 2: "Ok, its an emergency recovery disk labeled 'assbag...' who's is this?!"

by MasterJedi01 March 15, 2010

Assboating

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

by MissLynx September 2, 2013

Assblast

When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm

What are you gonna do to me?
First, imma blow you. Then, I Assblast you. You're in for it bitch

by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016