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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.
Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?
by McLink99 October 19, 2023
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jif alert

A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"
by takinemoffnowboss February 22, 2011
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Sack alert

1. The act of riding shaft, dick, or penis, not literally though.
2.Hyping someone up.
1. T.caff sucks in football, he can't catch Dustin: no that boy T.caff is a beast he catches everything. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack Alert!!!

2. Damn B.Orr can freestyle on the sneak he's up there with Cassidy. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack alert
by TcafTKO September 9, 2010
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"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
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