Absol is a BAMF that first showed up in the 3rd gen of Pokemon. It is often avoided due to the fact that it can sense danger with that blade... thing protruding out of it's head. So it's percieved as a magnet for bad luck. but all it really needs is some love. It doesn't evolve, but why would it need to? It's awesome enough on its own.
Dark and Ghost attacks do 1/2 damage.
Bug and Fighting do 2x.
Psychic does jack shit.
Everything else does whatever damage it's supposed to.
Can be found on Route 13 and in Great Chasm during the post game of Pokemon Black and Pokemon White, and on Route 120 in Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald. Learns Perish Song at Level 65.
Dark and Ghost attacks do 1/2 damage.
Bug and Fighting do 2x.
Psychic does jack shit.
Everything else does whatever damage it's supposed to.
Can be found on Route 13 and in Great Chasm during the post game of Pokemon Black and Pokemon White, and on Route 120 in Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald. Learns Perish Song at Level 65.
Trainer 1: Check it out, bro! Just caught myself an Absol!
Trainer 2: You lucky SOB! Can I borrow....
Trainer 1: Her.
Trainer 2: Her long enough to make an egg with my Ditto?
Trainer 1: Sure man, what are bros for?
Trainer 2: Awesome! Thanks man!
Trainer 2: You lucky SOB! Can I borrow....
Trainer 1: Her.
Trainer 2: Her long enough to make an egg with my Ditto?
Trainer 1: Sure man, what are bros for?
Trainer 2: Awesome! Thanks man!
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The philosophical conflict between a man’s tendency to seek hot bitches in life and the inability to find any. This term was first coined by Albert Camus through his works regarding Absurdism, a philosophy he popularized largely throughout the 1940’s.
Man 1: “Hey man, where did all the hot bitches go?”
Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”
Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”
Man 2: “Oof.”
Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”
Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”
Man 2: “Oof.”
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