Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
WaIt TheRE Is BaCOn iN a bACoNAtoR BaCON DeLuXE?

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

pig handle

Pig Handle, the act of a male masturbating to climax after “messy” anal sex.

I had to work my own pig handle till I came after pulling out of that nasty hoe’s poopy butthole.

by Borrachobob July 12, 2019

Pig blug

Term coined by KSI in the sidemen eating one colour food for 24 hours challenge. It is the blug of the pig that has a distinct taste of grapefruit despite being an internal bodily fluid of a pig. Nobody knows what it is made out of but Jj and it should not be confused with "pig blood".

Josh: *has a pink glass of drink*
Vikk: I reckon it's grapefruit
JJ: I think it's uh pig blug

by Netflix & Chilwell February 20, 2020

Wheel Pig

An obese, or very over weight, person who chooses to use a wheel chair, or an electric scooter of some sort, due to their extreme laziness, and unwillingness to walk.

Dylan: WoW, nicky p is such a wheel pig in McCarthy's chair.

Nicky P: Dylan Shut the fuck up!

by Nick Prise June 4, 2009

Floop the Pig

Often used within the context of a turn based strategy game between two players 'Flooping the Pig' refers to singular successful manoeuvre that one can repeat against one's opponent as they have no means of countering it.

"Once Steve played that enchantment he was able to just floop the pig each turn until he won, there was nothing I could do"

by Tøggle July 21, 2012

Daddy pig

A fat bacon ball who cares more about food than his family

Daddy pig loves his food

by cabpixels December 4, 2019

System Pig

Is a journalist or a representative of a media outlet that pushes a political, corporate, or state narrative that has no real foundation in fact, but to push a corporate or politcal agenda.

Did you hear that news story the other day? Yes, the System Pig(s) are hard at work spreading corporate propaganda.

by CRP Fan March 21, 2022