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Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
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Sam is one amazing guy/gal. They are both kind and funny and will gladly try and make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Their heart is very wholesome yet tender and fragile due to some messy breakups. Although Sam is generally very outgoing and happy to talk to whoever would like to hear, they're also very content alone and doing things by themself. They're a naturally introverted person despite their loud nature when they're around their friends. Alongside this, Sam has a very high guard when it comes to relationships but over time they let their guard down and spill their life story onto their girlfriend/boyfriend. This sometimes leads the boyfriend/girlfriend to feel overwhelmed and leave but a precious few stay alongside Sam and show them mutual support. Sam will give you unconditional love and ignore lots of red flags in a relationship despite identifying them quickly. They're a huge romantic and love to plan cute dates for the two of you to go on. Sam's marriage proposal will be so extravagant, it will be the proposal every teenage girl/guy dreams of. Sam is a massive fan of their hobby whether it's sports or it's knitting - they will always support and get excited by the thing they love.
I wish I could date a Sam.
by Shadowtaker December 19, 2020
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"Sam is a Coward"
by Not Leg Man The Third August 6, 2020
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sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
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Nice ass quads(and his right calf ):)
Damn Sam has some beautiful quads and a 10/10 right calf
by Humungas rigjt quad April 7, 2021
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Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.

He often lets people take his happiness in exchange for a smile from them. He looks to make others happy first before herself.

Sam is all around a loyal person and can easily make anyone fall in love with him.

@itz_ya_boii_sam
Sam Is Lit
by itz_ya_boii_sam August 8, 2018
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A very annoying smart ass of a person. Literally everybody thinks they are an asshole. Sams also tend to have strange tendencies such as slumping way down in their seat. Sams also tend to be very dirty minded, and rather judgemental. Overall, Sams are decent.
Guy: wow that guy is awful, he must be a Sam
by UmYeahItsJustAHippoThing January 13, 2020
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