J Pratt

The old guy who needs to stop calling everyone talking about his fat wife.

J Pratt acting like a real Pratt.

by HorseNoName April 21, 2020

mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 23, 2017

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

King J

A person who is none of your business.... Going out with Blaire Frost......

See also Blaire Frost and {Alex J

It's none of ya business who I am!!11

by KING J(mandude) May 10, 2005

Fatty J

A FAT hiphop artist who's music gonna hit you hard and will get you stoned as fuck, more than a blunt smoked alone.

Damn you looking high as fuck, guess you were fucking with some Fatty J's tracks ain't you

by Yoshimatsu November 27, 2022

J Gas

When something is top-notch, whether it be an action, a type of food, or anything really. Commonly used as a more intensive substitute for "gas".

Man that bacon cheeseburger was J Gas.

by Guacqueef February 6, 2023

the j

we love the j!!!!!!!!!!

person: we love the j!!!!!!!!!
person 1: we love the j!!!!!!!!!
person 2: we love the j!!!!!!!!!

by we love the j!!!!!!!!! December 25, 2021