Top L

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life

Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L

by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022

Top Toast

top toast is a higher rank than top ghost smokingwise- the only person who is top toast goes by Von, Any Other Answer Would Simply be incorrect.

Yeoo Ngl Von’s Top Toast

by VonSki October 23, 2022

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

topping off the coolant

Pissing in someone’s asshole.

I met a girl at the bar and later that night I ended up topping off the coolant with her.

by Jason Tremaine September 7, 2021

trans top

A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.

Toni (a trans top man) topped me last night when we had sex.

by XandYchromosomes February 2, 2023

Top

Giving someone brain(sucking dick)

Gimme some top girl

by anonymous November 10, 2021

top rolled

When your bottom gets the best of you.

John thought his cellmate would be his biatch but when he tried to hit it he got top rolled.

by Benedict XVI April 20, 2005