some cunt

A wee loner

Ewan allen and Lauren O'Hara are some cunt

by peterlouise1888 November 19, 2013

Cunt Bar

A Red Mars Bar
Low fat
eaten by cunts at vending machines

look at him with his cunt bar thinking hes a gangsta and all that just coz its got low fat and shit

by Venderz February 22, 2009

cunt cookie

A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.

Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.

by sj1 December 17, 2009

Double Cunt

The result of giving birth to a very large baby, tearing the skin between the vagina and the anus, the double cunt is approximately twice as large as the cunt and can easily accommodate two fists. The double cunt can be medically rectified by a cuntoctomy.

She pushed so hard that she ended up with a double cunt. For the benefit of her husband, the doctor offered her a cuntoctomy.

by Fisty McFisterson May 31, 2011

Cunt Slug

It's another word for tampon, one best used out of earshot of angry girlfriends.

I went into the jacuzzi and guess what I found floating in there? A big dirty cunt slug, that's what.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

maddest cunt

Or Maddest Kunt / Kent
A person who is usually trendy, sexual , ethnik and is from South Eastern Melbourne.
They are not like those muzza tryhard poofs who go down chapple street thinking they own it because they go to Chasers.

he's the maddest cunt

by matr3 vam jebem April 13, 2008

Fuck of cunts

A group of cunts is called a fuck of cunts,

Almost like how a group of cows is a herd.

You guys are a fuck of cunts.

by Ravos February 7, 2017