pussy-whupped

a heterosexual male who has been whipped or "whupped" by sex so much he is said to be pussy-whupped. also, "dick-whupped"

she done got you pussy-whupped outa yo mind!

by mike stone August 30, 2006

pirate's pussy

slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.

In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.

When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.

Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.

by Dick Paradise May 23, 2012

Pussy seat

A face where bitches frequently rest their pussies.

"Yo, Derek this bitch is on my pussy seat so often I'm thinking of getting her name tattooed on it."

"Damn J Reuven, yo' pussy seat is still dripping."

by Neighborhood P February 9, 2010

Pussy slug

The mucous between the lips of a woman's vagina.

I woke up with a nasty pussy slug

by Jesse Steer April 28, 2011

Pussy Beard

A man's beard that smells like a vagina after performing oral on a woman.

"Babe, you need to wash your face...I can still smell your pussy beard."

by Khaleesidanaran November 4, 2015

Pussy Hagus

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

Tiger Pussy

When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.

or tiger pussied

Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013