John HandCock
When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.
John HandCock by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007
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John Kerry
1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
John Kerry by Jesse1 June 27, 2005
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John Happy
A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.
John Happy by Anonymousy June 22, 2007
John Waynism
The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.
The result: walking like John Wayne.
The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
John Waynism by GrrB August 24, 2009
John recruiting squad
A group of prostitutes who give away free sex as a promotional for there business.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.
John recruiting squad by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009
John Kozak
A musician and artist from Minneapolis, MN. Founding member of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band and the Regulars a blues/funk supergroup featuring members of the Minnesota Bluegrass Band, the Big Wu, Gypsyfoot, Hyentyte, and Burnin' Hyder. After playing music in California, he returned to Minnesota to form these groups, and play music festivals such as the Big Wu Family Reunion, 10,000 lakes festival, and perform regionally.
John Kozak by bejaconow February 2, 2010