Clocklove

When two males lay next to one another with their penis pointing different directions - similar to clock hands, prior to engaging in sexual act.

Jose was laying there with another man and when I walked in, it was a total clocklove

by Mortimer_Guy February 7, 2017

ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

Clocked

The person or thing is super cool.

Dang lena your outfit is clocked

by Unknowner99 August 20, 2017

clocktimist

A person who is never on time and thinks they can fit too many things into their day. A time optimist.

- I can't believe Tim is late again! He's such a clocktimist

- Are you sure that you're not being clocktimistic? Three parties and a wedding in one evening sounds like a lot.

by CJ 🐬 September 29, 2017

Clockin'

Puttin' in work. Slang for punching in to a job on a time clock. Which, for clockers who be clockin', is always illegal work...

"Hey Gregory, you clockin' " "No, my white Nubian, no sales today." "It's a Clocker's holiday..." clock clocker

by bloodonion September 29, 2017

Clockophile

A woman who is obsessed with clocks

Wow That woman is a serious clockophile

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

Clockblocked

Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked

"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"

by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017