Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

Flag bearer

A new age insult for members of the LGBTQ+ community

Don't mind Mark, he's a flag bearer having a bad day

by TheTrueMidMan June 25, 2025

Charlie Beaver

When someone does loads of c*caine and has loads of s*x (stands for cocaine vagina)

guy: I'm so high and just had sex !
guy 2: you sound like a bit of a Charlie Beaver

by soupylolzer July 8, 2025

Feener Beaner

When a person is experiencing a serious wanting & starts to feen for their special needs in substances of any kind, like drinking/smoking.

“Monique was being a feener beaner earlier; her pen died & all she did was wish for her special devils lettuce”

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.

look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025