vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.
Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.
by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016
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Chocolate Vagina

I want me some chocolate vagina
by 13-2-23-1 August 29, 2022
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vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.
When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.
by E tizzle February 09, 2014
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Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes
"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"
by Potato Astronaut March 31, 2022
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Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.
Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
by Human cockend £78 April 01, 2018
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Vagina Chips

A phrase commonly used among high school students to express a man’s desire for eating pussy or other sexual acts. Sugar babies use this term to describe how addictive their genitalia is to their customers. The slang could be shortened to ‘Chips’ or ‘VC’.
Boy: “I’m in the mood for some Vagina Chips but my girl is abstaining from sex until marriage!”
Friend: “Just go onto a hookup app and look for some VC there, dumbass!”
by Whereismyweave January 14, 2020
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vagina funeral

When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).
Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.
by mariee me May 17, 2014
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