Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

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Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019

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Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language

Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL

by Dulluie September 30, 2010

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Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

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pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

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