Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

Sashy poo

Sashy poo is a strange being that is considered mysterious even amongst the creatures in the deepest darkest parts of the sea. She is quirky and weird overall and is extremely unfunny.

Tim: "Did you see that strange girl over there?"
Josh: "Yeah she was an absolute Sashy poo."

by Sashypoo person July 30, 2022

tac-poo

One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of the boat.

Sorry I'm a bit late lads. I was having a tac-poo. Jeez, after I released that behemoth, I can tell you the boat is much lighter now!

by R Botak July 27, 2024

scooby-poo

a mysterious poop, a poop that has an unknown owner; a poop that is in the shape of a question mark

Josh: "Holy shit! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?"

by supersayings October 6, 2022

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018