boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

by catpaw September 1, 2012

money pocket

Another name for a vagina.

Don’t bother with Anna, she keeps that money pocket zipped up tight. Her sister Penolope will lend anyone a few bucks though.....

by IlldefineIt November 28, 2017

Jenkins Money

One who has so much money they could crush you with their ATM receipt but pretends to be broke. Also known as a Big Baller or The Hammer.

Man I would love to buy that new truck but I don't have that Jenkins money.

by Sir Shady McShade February 28, 2023

G money

'G money' is a secret code word used by followers of thebreadbatch indicating that a crazy pizza party is about to start

Niall: do you know who G money is?

Mr mayweather: as you can see, we got pizza.

Random breadbatch follower: polaris bro.

by Breadbatch fan July 11, 2022

Money

Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.

A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.

by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024

That type of money

rich people shit

I'd love to go skiing but who's got that type of money?

by Bob the lob January 29, 2022

money dysmorphia

A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.

multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai

by Sickomonster April 16, 2025