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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage
by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023
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Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
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green apple yellow

by Smart person 10 June 13, 2022
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appling up the apple man

Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/

The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.

Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.

Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
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Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.
"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"
by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024
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Apple

Apple is the best girl anyone could ever have.
by wangyibo November 22, 2021
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apple

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.
ALL HAIL THE APPLES
by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024
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