fuck fluffy vagina

A rare monster species that is very dangerous and has the appearance of a very hairy vagina.

Person 1: Dude! I got attacked by the fuck fluffy vaginas the other night.
Person 2: You're lucky to be alive!

by Hairy V February 13, 2016

vagina choker

A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk

Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.

by Jake1233 April 12, 2009

vagina key

When a dragon forcibly shoves a handcuff key into the uterus of a princess.

Girl I love you so much I'm gonna give you that vagina key.

by Rugarth the Pussy Destroyerr69 May 07, 2016

slobbering vagina

This refers to a vagina so wet it is 'slobbering'.

She has a slobbering vagina.

by CieRobo June 26, 2024

vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.

When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.

by E tizzle February 09, 2014

Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes

"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"

by Potato Astronaut March 31, 2022

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 April 01, 2018