by Kotarojujo69420 December 10, 2024
If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
by 518Blackout July 24, 2024
The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.
Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.
by Glarfl January 25, 2024
Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.
ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.
by Juncture May 18, 2024
Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.
ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.
by Juncture May 18, 2024
The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto January 06, 2018
when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.
"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."
by Jm8a April 24, 2023