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Definitions by Glarfl

Urinal Krummlauf

Named after the German gun of a similar name, the act of standing at a urinal but aiming your piss into the urinal next to you, either around the divider or over the top of it.
Okay I'm never stopping at the T/A travel center ever again. Some trucker tried to do a Urinal Krummlauf next to me, and now I'm covered in piss.
Urinal Krummlauf by Glarfl June 22, 2026

American Cure-All 

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.
Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.
American Cure-All by Glarfl January 25, 2024

mr. yost 

Man 1: Did you ever have Mr. Yost in high school?
Man 2: Hell Yea! That man was amazing!
mr. yost by Glarfl April 19, 2018