dirty ryan

a girl with massive honkers who loves taking it up the ass by a massive black man while a small white man shoved grapes in her ear so hard that they explode and grape juice starts to run through her blood stream and then she squirts grape juice as the big black man starts to rape the small white man in the back of a car

M: did you hear what me and the missus did last night, we did a dirty ryan

by niggahballsinmymouth779 June 9, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is the most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s gorgeous, but that doesn’t define his beauty, his wonderful personality does. He’s my everything.

Me: “My boyfriend’s name is Ryan, he’s the best.”
Someone: “Damn I wish I could get me a piece of some Ryan.”

by His Little Rat January 16, 2022

Stud of Ryans

Whenever two or more "Ryans" are present, you have a Stud of Ryans.
The plural of people names "Ryan"

Damn, that Stud of Ryans is getting huge! Pretty soon, they will be unstoppable.

by Run_Run_Ryan May 19, 2021

Ryan

A 12 year old who has a smaller dick than my sister

Ryan "your ego is big but your dick is tiny"

by mr_ehdbduedjdj August 24, 2017

Ryan

Seen from typical eyes as a yellow Enderman from the once-popular game; Minecraft, this entity fulfils the one stereotype for being Chinese; having no eyes. According to himself, he coined the name 'Vladdy Daddy'. Unfortunately, unlike his height, his Schlange is not so Lange...

"Ryan, you're gay."
"Fuck off."

by HammyShoe July 13, 2024

Ryan Reynolds

i don’t know who Ryan Reynolds is

hey have you heard of ryan reynolds
no

by SILLY GOOSE FELLOW January 16, 2023

Ryan

a wanna be road man who is basically a kyle

Here's a poem about ryans

Roses are red

violets are blue

heres a fun fact

your girlfriends taller than you

bit of a cunt ngl

look at the poem
Did you look at it yet
that guys is a ryan

by Nellybooismydad January 18, 2020