Pussy Clout 

To be drowning in the pussy. There are several rankings of Pussy Clout, starting with Basically Gay and ending with Pussy Slayer. In order to rank up, you must achieve an attainable and realistic amount of pussy.

Bro 1: “Bro, I just ranked up in Pussy Clout! Jessica sent me nudes!”
Bro 2: “Bro, that’s awesome! Soon you’ll be a Pussy Slayer!

Pussy Clout by Junkaccount288282 September 22, 2018

Pussy Borealis 

When birthing, the infant secretes dark matter into the vaginal canal.

DOCTOR: "Ma'am, the baby is healthy but unfortunately pussy borealis has occurred.",

Pussy Borealis by BM17 November 10, 2018

Pussy Eater 

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.

I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.

Pussy Eater by Thomas Thé Pussy Eater November 29, 2018

Pussy Pact

Girl code. Informally acknowledged rules and boundaries that female friends follow to keep their friendships strong.

Ex: never date a friend’s ex
Chicks before dicks

Flirting with a friend’s boyfriend when she’s not around breaks the pussy pact

Pussy Pact by RoseSempere November 29, 2018

Pussy Gum 

When a man is in drag and parts of the testicles and penis are visible even though they are tucked

"Hey can see my pussy gum through these pants?"

Pussy Gum by Jesus_is_my_best_friend February 2, 2019

Pussy garlic 

Any thing, situation or condition that keeps the female species away from and off of a penis.

Antonym: pussy magnet

Example #1
Person A: Hey Paul, I heard you got a new ride, what did you get?
Person B: Ya, I got a new Minivan, it's pure pussy garlic.

Example #2
I'm going to have to get a better job because my bank account's looking like pussy garlic right now.

Example #3
Why are Dan's parties always sausage fests, I mean seriously, is he total pussy garlic or what?

Antonym: pussy magnet

#pussygarlic #pussymagnet

Pussy garlic by Pablo Cucci February 12, 2019

pussy hoodie 

The hood that covers the clitoris.

Just find the pussy hoodie and yeet it back to find the clit.

pussy hoodie by LightskinJesus18 May 5, 2019