FaceBook

n. 1. A social networking site, originally desgined for college students, but has stretched out to anyone 14+ years old. This has been suggested as a safer, more fun enviroment for people to keep in touch.
2. The reason my homework is never done.
3. A book of face.
v. To interact with FaceBook in any way.This includes, but is not limited to, chatting, setting your status, checking the newsfeed, stalking, and/or logging in.

1. I keep in touch with old class mates through Facebook.
2. I forgot to do my homeworl because I was on Facebook!
3. Yoda would say a book of face instead of Facebook.
4. Dude, that guy loves to Facebook!

by Defiant Blob February 8, 2010

facebook fake

people with a facebook who are better out without one.they are usually little kids who are not even in their teens that have a facebook but all they ever do is take quizzes and manage their "restaurant". they have all these friends that they don't even know and they fake their age to get a facebook. they put their relationship status as "in a relationship" when they sure as hell have never actually dated a real person before. they sometimes photoshop their photos into something unrecognizable. they don't even have a picture of themselves and use manga photos. they cuss on the internet and everything but in real life, they can't say the words for shit. they comment and like everything on facebook but in real life you don't even notice they are alive. they also make multiple accounts for no freaken apparent reason.

this girl is a complete facebook fake. "in a relationship"? she's only ten. she sure as hell is lying for attention.

by hatingonpeoplewhohavenolife July 25, 2010

Facebooked

When you masterbate to pictures off of Facebook.

That picture of sharon at the beach in the two piece got so Facebooked last night!

by wstcst August 9, 2010

facebook

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

by foxhead120 October 3, 2010

Facebook Rape

The act of viewing every picture on a girl's Facebook profile the moment the girl accept's the guy's friend request.

Joe completely Facebook Raped Marcy the other day. It happened faster than my first time having sex.

by JamesBondage November 4, 2010

Facebook Rape

When someone gloms onto your post or thread, not comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are posting about repeatedly.

"Dan was Facebook raped by Clara and her corn pudding comments."

by Reddyone23 October 19, 2011

Facebook money

The new "fuck you money"

Q: Did you hear what he just told the boss?

A: He don't give a shit, he got Facebook money

by tchap1 March 6, 2012