Michael Diabetic

A fat pig that has no pther reason in life but to eat shit and keep his diabetic form. He is a fat piece of shit.

You're about as unhealthy as a Michael Diabetic.

by Golden Gloom 7412 May 24, 2018

Michael

A sexy amazing beautiful person

I'm going to take Michael to the dance

by Eclipse<3 September 5, 2021

Michael

A cute,handsome,rich guy who you can have as a friend/lover. he cuddles you and give you sweets and stuff when you're on your period. he is boyfriend material. he looks very innocent and is very dirty in bed. he is mostly horny but doesn't show it.he mostly loves people whos names start with B,L,O,S and I.he has been in many relatoinships before but never really enjoyed them.

girl1:OMG is that Michael
girl2:he is sooo cute
girl3:ikr,i wish he was mine
boy1:but he is with L
girl3:she so lucky

by naomi_LuLu January 28, 2023

michael larrahondo

he is an above average thinker. Can be disrespectful at times when disobeying. He is fast but not fast enough. He could also be referred to as mickey mouse, known to make cringe tik toks when he was a little kid. Swears that he has a little black in him but in reality he actually doesn’t. He swears he’s an ass guy but is actually a boob guy. His favorite songs to make tik toks is white iverson. Known to moon fellow teammates. his ability to shoot basketball at a consistent rate is fucked

Michael larrahondo can’t shoot a basketball.

by rodcav November 23, 2021

Michael mood

The ability to dm any bitch you want and getting her

Honestly I didn't think I could do it until I got in my Michael Mood

by Cheeckybastard July 19, 2017

The Marvelous Michael

The Marvelous Michael is a beautiful woman who just turned 18 if you get to meet her your so lucky. Because if you end up being her friend she will care for you and defend you and be there for you. Don't play with her because you'll never find anyone like her.

The Marvelous Michael is the best sister friend I could have.

by Beautifulme723 February 2, 2019

Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019