Vagina surprise

An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina

He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.

by Kreator January 09, 2015

Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese April 22, 2018

Vagina Toothpick

Vagina Toothpick. Thats all it means.

I hate you, you are a vagina toothpick

by VaginaToothPick February 19, 2020

Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018

sand o vagina

bitch u got sand in your vagina and it burns

oh my i got sand o vaginaa

by obmyvaginaburns April 01, 2019

Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 01, 2019

hippy vagina

a girl who is an obvious hippy and doesn't take care of her vagina

damnnnnn, this hippy girl I had over last night was mad fine, until I found out that she had a rare case of hippy vagina!

by wavymaj September 24, 2019