Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014

business-suicide

An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future

by Sexydimma January 3, 2015

the suit factor

The belief that every guy instantly looks more attractive when he's wearing a suit.

That guy has the suit factor, he's like James bond

by Keuscher February 9, 2015

charlestown suitcase

An original Johnnie's Foodmaster plastic grocery bag.

Yo hand me that Charlestown suitcase will ya?

by DJ Russly July 20, 2014

Tuesday suit

That ugly suit you wear Tuesday, that no one is in the office to see.

"Hey babe, should I wear this suit to my interview?" - "Honey that's a Tuesday suit, you want to look Sunday morning."

by Macgyver's Son August 28, 2014

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

if someone you trust tells you are committing business-suicide, please don't deny that you may not have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business.

by Sexydimma April 10, 2015

competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015