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dick doughnut

A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.

A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."

Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.

The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.

A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
My gf told me that my dick is too long and she told me to wear a dick doughnut so I won't hurt her.
by cityguychicago July 12, 2011
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dick house

to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.
Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house
by Jeff Bentz August 9, 2004
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eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe
lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick
by nevetSteven January 8, 2011
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turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean
"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."
by allison hardy November 11, 2006
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spotted dick

Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?
by soulfromhell August 1, 2003
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Dick Tourist

Adventurous female whom goes from town to town 'doing the deed' with multiple men, often contracting one or more STD's as a souvenir for home.
I hooked up with a bitch last night, but I had an odd feeling she was another Dick Tourist.
by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010
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dick throb

Dick throb- a person who is so hot your dick throbs even if you're a woman. a really cute person. ;Smokin hot!
Dude 1- Damn that chick that was grinding on me at the club last night was smokin hot!

Dude 2- I know right! Total dick throb.
by XxLiyelzxX October 20, 2010
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