i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

i dont give a dead mans last fuck by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

God is dead 

We all know it's true.

Fred: God is dead
Bob: We all know it's true

God is dead by Large cranium neanderthal September 27, 2020

All of Us are Dead 

A nice, Korean drama, probably about a quiet schoolgirl’s high school life. It has two love interests and an annoying enemy and a brilliantly interesting plot. It’s also 18+ so I’ve never seen it lol

Friend 1: Hey Michael, you’ve seen All of Us are Dead? It’s number one on Netflix!

Friend 2: You’re darn right I did, Kira! It was so wholesome and it’s now one of my favorite shows. I’m going to recommend it to all of my family members.

All of Us are Dead by disco! whilst panicking February 18, 2022

I'm Dead 

What you say when you are in deep DEEP trouble and gripped by fear.

DAD: HEY GARY WHY IS THERE A FOOTBALL EMBEDDED INTO MY CAR'S WINDSHEILD
GARY: I'M DEAD

I'm Dead by WakkaRexo July 27, 2017

I am lowkey literally deadass dead 

This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.

This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.

"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."

"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."

I am lowkey literally deadass dead by deflatedwaffles March 3, 2023

fucking a dead dog 

to do somthing but accomplish nothing

standing up a mail box jut to watch the wind push it over again, thats like fucking a dead dog

fucking a dead dog by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009

A Bucket Full of Dead Babies 

A phrase only to be used when something is NOT fun or NOT cool at all...

This is about as fun as a bucket full of dead babies.

A Bucket Full of Dead Babies by Ms. See-You-Next-Tuesday October 14, 2008