Texas Dry Finger

In the Suttle Art of finger banging, this rare stroke is when your just start making out with the chick, then you in a swift motion get your hand down her pants and insert fingers before she is wet, thus causing her much pain and a great story to tell your friends later.

OHH man! i totally gave her a Texas Dry Finger last night, thats the last time that fat bitch will ever hit on me at the bar again!

by SPIKEDONTPLAYWITGURLS September 1, 2010

floppy finger

When you can't get an erection

Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight.

by comero February 21, 2004

goober finger

When someone sticks there hand down their pants and rubs their fingers around their sweaty crotch and then pull it out and run their fingers around the rim of a glass.

The pissed off stewardess gave the jerk in 13c a goober finger after he demand a glass of vodka.

by You Got Robbed April 25, 2008

Wheel Finger

the act of flipping someone off while still keeping a firm grip on the steering wheel. the wheel finger is used often as a married woman's go to move. This action will typically result in laughter by the receiver

haha wow, i dont think she likes your driving, shes giving us the wheel finger

by MattMan the incredible January 30, 2010

five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

paper finger

Nicotine/tobacco cigarette or long joint.

Kate was trashed the other night. Gave her a paper finger to get her to relax.

by zombeehhhh August 28, 2010

ugly finger

The finger which is covered by a wedding ring on an attractive women.

I saw a smoking hot babe at the grocery store yesterday, but I didnt talk to her because her ugly finger was too ugly.

by bovy April 13, 2014