comero's definitions

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004

Necrophilia

Inter-course with a dead corpse, enjoyed by many, remember the body stays warm for up to 3 hours after death occurs, so that still almost counts as being alive, and its especially fun when rigamortis kicks in its like being strapped into the buggy on a mouse trap ride at blackpool. And if your partner dies during sex and you've almost came its ok to finsh off.

I love necrophilia, but i cant stand the awkward silences.

by Comero February 13, 2004

Got Milk?

1.Asking someone if they have milk from any kind of animal, traditionally cow or rat milk.
2.Asking for drugs known as 'Milk'.
3.Your friend is called Milk and your negotiating his release from a foreign terrorist.

1.I hear you Got Milk?, can i have some?
2.Got Milk? so i can get stoned and anally abuse things whilst giggling like a cheap whore.
3.Both of the above

by Comero February 13, 2004

floppy finger

When you can't get an erection

Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight.

by comero February 21, 2004

stack on

Big fat erection

Damn bitch, jump on i've got a stack on, Ride it.

by comero February 21, 2004

nibble my carrot

Rabbit terminology, for suck my dick

1.Suck my Dick
2.Hey bitch go easy when you nibble my carrot.

by comero February 21, 2004

nun busting

To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.

I busted that nun good and proper in the name of God

by Comero February 29, 2004