beyond shit faced

To drunk

Let's go to a other bar... Na I'm going home I'm beyond shit faced

by Isrightkev July 29, 2016

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Fire is Fucked

Pharse; When a fire gets out of control and starts sparking and setting things on fire.

"Oh, this fire is fucked. We need to get out of here!"

by AbbySalz January 9, 2017

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017

You're fucking fucked

An exclamation used when an individual informs another as to the dire state of their current existence.

The additional superlative is used when the statement, "you're fucked" does not adequately describe the situation.

The phrase has originated from Australia, circa 20th century.

Oi Matt, you're fucking fucked!

by DiiWhizDan December 31, 2017

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018