Fingerblast Cuckaroony

Where a cuck (a dirty fucker who likes to watch their partner get fucking destroyed by a big black man) starts fingering the black man's asshole

Johnny finger blasted his wife's bull like a good boy he is a fingerblast Cuckaroony

by THE GOON MONSTER March 20, 2026

Thoughts cuck

Someone who can’t think for himself, but relies on the thoughts of others

Cuck: what do the comments think of this vid?
Me: What are ur own thoughts dont be a thoughts cuck

by bonelessburger March 21, 2026

Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it

A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck

by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025

Corporate cuck

A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.

*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.

"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."

by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025

Delta cuck

Stemming from Greek the phrase invokes the imagery of a low value male deemed lesser than a beta who maintains his position in what they call the command center, aka the cuckchair which is a chair where a cuck sits.

Person 1"Damn bro, Bryan is not even a Beta, it's sad he is basically a Delta cuck"

Person 2" Hey, that's funny... I'm gonna use that"

by KoraDaGramlin August 2, 2025

Fire cuck

Fire cuck (aka RIT team) …. a group of firefighters who watch other firefighters fight working fires

Look at the fire cucks over there watching us while we play

by Lt.cuck August 2, 2025