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Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
mugGet the Cream Unclemug.

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
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Devil's Ice Cream

A strain of weed that mixes AK47 and Diablo, born in Maine
"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"

"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
by Cougar75 February 8, 2010
mugGet the Devil's Ice Creammug.

The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.
Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
Fuck man! feel better.”
by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022
mugGet the The Creams and the Buttersmug.

The Ice-Cream Guy

Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"
Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 16, 2024
mugGet the The Ice-Cream Guymug.

Craft Ice Cream

Ice cream that is made in small batches and is usually run as a small business
I'd love to have some craft ice cream one day
by phillydeee March 26, 2021
mugGet the Craft Ice Creammug.

Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage
“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant
by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022
mugGet the Candle creammug.

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