brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"

brown texting by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

brown spotty 

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

brown spotty by GiuElz July 20, 2014

brown bj

A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.

I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.

brown bj by exprmntle August 16, 2014

brown camping 

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.

Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..

brown camping by arsemonkey August 17, 2014

Brown Billy 

A wet willy but in your butt.

My asshole was so wet I thought I got a brown Billy. I've been brown Billied.

Brown Billy by Danger City August 22, 2014

brown flame

1. A light and wispy unibrow.

Kit hasn't waxed betwixt the the eyebrows this week and his brown flame is apparent.

brown flame by brownbrownmanman February 11, 2015

Brown Thumbs 

A recently formed yet very successful gang based out of Jensen Beach, Florida. With branches spreading as far as Orlando. The gang consist of many key members such as: Thumb Master Poo, Squirts, Big Dump, and Smelly Mike. Also there is rumor of the gang releasing a new album called 'Under My Thumb' with a potential hit single called 'We Just Thumb'n'. Ways to identify a Brown Thumbs member is a BT located on their neck as well as their thumb tattooed brown.

Yo, watch out for them brown thumbs. They'll shit on you.

Brown Thumbs by Thumb Master Poo February 15, 2015