Brain 

The ultimate cretin. She will definitely know who she is.

A Brain will say things like - Brain reasons that pinky is important for brain's happiness therefore brain misses pinky.

Brain by Pinky loves Brain December 16, 2008

Brain swap 

the act of giving and receiving oral sex/pleasure (at the same time) to/with a person of the opposite sex in a very intense and "nasty" manor.

girl: "I'm bored"
boy: "me too!"
girl: "wanna kill time?"
boy: "what did you have in mind?"
girl: "Brain Swap!!"

Brain swap by Sdot.M June 26, 2009

brained out 

The effects of feeling brain-o-ed, mnagled headed, heid fried. May cause you to collapse.

"Got proper brained out earlier on, need some drugs"

brained out by fronter23 December 9, 2009

brain shock 

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold

I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater

brain shock by monkeyknuckles94 January 4, 2010

brainbase 

your head.

When someone's on your mind and you can't think right, it's cause they're trying to take over your brainbase! Unfortunately, resistance is futile.

brainbasing= mental fucking.
brainbased = mind's messed up

"that moobert is all up in my brainbase, making me retarded"

"all ur brainbase, are belong to us" -steven hawking's incubus

brainbase by brainzy January 30, 2010

Brain Drapluk 

a complete idiot, known for being the biggest retard in every room he walks into, first kiss was with a guy, gets no pussy even though he could if he tried, has perky nipples.

"Hey, look at that retard"
"That's a Brain Drapluk"

Brain Drapluk by haywoodjablowme69 April 20, 2010

Brain peenitration 

The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!

*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........

- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...

*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.

Brain peenitration by horse fight May 4, 2010