Cool

Acronym for Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser. Often used to subvert people's expectations by calling them COOL first, and then informing them what it stands for.

Person 1: You're COOL
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 1: Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser
Person 2: shit man why'd you have to do me like that

by legally stupid April 16, 2022

cool as butter

smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation

Jordyn: I know you're frustrated now, it will pass, soon you'll be cool as butter.

by NWM-FPS-19thFloor September 29, 2022

Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.

Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*

by Cool kid Walter school book May 15, 2019

Cool

Matt Harling

That guy is so cool. Must be Matt Harling.

by Bigschlongdon May 9, 2021

E.L. Cool

Brother of E.U Freeze.

Cross refrence D.C. Go GO scene, hip hop, chocolate city.

E. U. Freezee Y'all Yall ysll....Is E.L Cool in the Place? Your wanted in the bathroom...

by Bob Diddicty August 2, 2003

cool

1. a thing that is soo cold
2. a person who wears sunglasses

1. i can feel soo cool air!
2. im cool!

by cool66 August 13, 2022

cool whip it

When a Saturday night group of causally drunk people all tell their life stories and you encourage the last person (nicole) to give the icing on the cake story and cool whip it.

Wow that was a great story but I’m about to cool whip it!

by Nicky John May 7, 2018