Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.
Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-
Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.
Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-
Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.
Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.
by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012
Get the Chris' Lawmug. He would beat your ass if u pissed him off. He is dirty if he wants to be. He is kind with the people he loves. He is with an amazing gang. He works hard to beat his goal.
Chris is cool.
Chris is cool.
Friend: why is this guy so dirty
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris
by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris might be one of the prettiest and kindest people you'll ever meet during your entire life.He is handsome and caring.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you get to know a Chris,keep him at any cost,he'll make you believe in love again!
by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022
Get the Chrismug. will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
Chris is hella good at Mario kart
by Datchungis November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. A small black nigga he is good at fortnite, and likes big booty bitches in his bed and his is just a really cool dude
chris is him
by This isn't michael March 16, 2025
Get the Chrismug. by VanceBob April 17, 2020
Get the Chris Grosmug.