Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010

pussies wet and dicks hard

Universally sexy. To either gender. But doesn't have to be sexual. Could also be a way to compliment and let the person know they are looking amazing at the moment.

"Wow..... your outfit is killing it"
"Thanks! I was feelin myself in it haha"

"You making all the pussies wet and dicks hard tonight"

by Yowelcum February 1, 2017

forty wacks with a wet noodle

A term used to describe getting your ass kicked.

Yo this bitch ass nigga down the street got forty wacks with a with noodle. Word? Word.

by Frisko316 May 24, 2003

Mayor Wrights Wet Bed

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew

Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

wet dreams make cum

Mondegreen of "What Dreams May Come", a 1998 American fantasy drama film, starring Robin Williams and Cuba Gooding Jr. Unsurprisingly it is also the name of a pornographic film. Be careful not to confuse them.

(over phone)

Person 1: I saw What Dreams May Come last night, it made me cry.
Person 2: Wet dreams make cum? It made me blow!

by d3qu July 22, 2018

"Get Your Cookies Wet"

A statement implying one to immerse him/herself fully in an activity. To go all out or waste every inch of your soul in an effort to win or succeed. Relates to the term "Go Big or Go Home" in the sense that one should just do it and not dick around while deciding whether they should do it or not.

Jon: I don't really feel like hookin up with HER again, I 'm just not in the mood...

Malc: Don't be a puss, f***** "get your cookies wet".

Random Kid:(sitting on the bench thinking) I sure hope coach doesn't put me in for the PK shootout in the State Final game..

Me: What a bitch, you won't even "get your cookies wet"...faggot

by the1_andonly Millz January 15, 2009

Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018