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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
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Spaghetti Monster

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster
by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023
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Vagina Monster

A term used for people who gobble up all the pussy and spit it back out in disgust.
You must be gay, you fucking vagina monster.
by cbxfrye December 18, 2023
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slurp monster

“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024
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pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name
dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!
by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024
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giant monster balls

balls that are giant
"wow! what big giant monster balls you have!!"
by ilovejapaneseanal69 February 3, 2024
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Green Monster

The act of shitting green diarrhea directly on another person's face for sexual gratification.
Oh man scully give me a green monster.
by I am the green monster August 21, 2024
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