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Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
by She who has 2 pussies. Meow November 25, 2021
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Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs
Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh
by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023
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Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.
Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!
by Purplething324 October 19, 2019
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Michael Shepparding

Sitting up in the best possible posture. With your head straight up. Looking forward completely spaced out. With a vacant mind and a vacant stare. H
Hey! Look at that sick bro over there paced out sitting on that bench. He's michael shepparding away....d
by jenaenae March 30, 2022
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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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Rhys Michael Cresswell

by Cocksucker800 March 5, 2023
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Michael

Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
"Wouldn't wanna be like Michael."
by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022
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